Define "chronic" masturbator.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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