I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
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He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
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Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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