I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
they're like a gay fantastic four
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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