I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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