At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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