i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Slut skills are useful in every country.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
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