Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
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I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
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I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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