I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
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Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
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His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
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