What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
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I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
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I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
I think i got beer on your cat.
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