I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
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I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
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Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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