Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I am spending my child support on dildos
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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