Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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