? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won