I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Just 30 Funny Tumblr Posts About Starbucks
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
18 People Are Kind Of A**holes But Also Completely Hilarious
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
You have to summon your inner elephant
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?