He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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