im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I touched a dick in church today
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
