hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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