you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
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Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
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22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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