Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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