Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
I am in a vortex of obligation.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
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