I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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