: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
Randomize
