Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
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