He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
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It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
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You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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