I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
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I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
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I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
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