There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
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This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
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Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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