I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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