how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
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We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
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Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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