Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
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