You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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