i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
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Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
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Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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