What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
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