so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
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I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
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At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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