I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
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I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
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He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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