Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
I don't think brook has ever known best
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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