I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
You're breaking my sexual little heart
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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