i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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