ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
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you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
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I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
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