Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
it's great music for shaving your balls
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I deserve this hangover.
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