Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
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He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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