that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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