Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Randomize