her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
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Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
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Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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