It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
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The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
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I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
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