I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
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She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
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When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
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