Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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