so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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