3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
The chlamydia really affected his face.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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