A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
so that wasnt chicken after all
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
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