He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
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Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
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I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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