I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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