i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
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Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
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Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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