How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
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