ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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