So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
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Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
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Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
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im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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