Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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