i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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