It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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